Image via WikipediaCaius: We're the greatest!
Marcus: We're the best vampires in the world!
Aro: Let us sing about how great we are! (They sing about how great they are. Just then, they bump into Jacquel, Temmy, Moira, & Suchart of the Teen Rebels)
Jacquel: Who the heck are you?
Aro: We're the Volturi!
Caius: We're the greatest!
Marcus: We're the best vampires in the world!
Aro: So you kids better bow to us!
Temmy: And what if we say no?
Aro: Then we shall force you to bow to us and acknowledge us as the greatest vampires in existence!
Jacquel: I dare you!
Caius: I would. (And just as the Volturi begin to attack the Teen Rebels, Old Gregory shows up)
Old Gregory: Would you guys like a Bucket of Junk?
Temmy: I hardly think this is the time to offer buckets of junk.
Old Gregory: Oh, but I insist.
Suchart: What are you doing, Old Gregory? These are vampires! They'll snap our necks in seconds!
Old Gregory: But everyone likes Buckets of Junk. Here, I'll show you! (he tosses a bucket at Aro)
Aro: Hey! What was that for?
Old Gregory: It's a Bucket of Junk. Go ahead and eat it.
Caius: Are you kidding? We'll tear you into pieces!
Marcus: We're the Volturi! We're the greatest!
Jacquel: You really think you're so great, don't you?
Aro: Don't question how great the Volturi are, you stupid girl! Of course we're great!
Moira: I would be careful if I were you. Everyone thinks we're better than you!
Caius: Oh, is that right?
Temmy: Well, we're popular.
Marcus: Hah! You were popular about 10 years ago, but now you're all old. Vampires have always been popular, despite annoying teenagers like you or stupid wizards or even menacing pieces of jewelry. So, we're better than you!
Suchart: But why?
Aro: Because we're the Volturi, that's why! Come brothers, let's sing about how great we are! (they walk off and sing about how great they think they are)
Old Gregory: But they don't know that there are other vampires who are better than them...(turns on the Cullen's Reads Like Twilight on his iPod Touch)
So what have we learned today? Nobody likes the Volturi! It's because the Cullens are so much better than them! So now you know!
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