Monday, December 28, 2009

The 1-year anniversary of FanFiction Fridays

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Well, believe it or not, this is the one-year anniversary of this very blog. So there you have it. I am looking forward to another year of Fanfiction Fridays, where even more fun stuff will happen!

Fandoms I will be writing for in here:
  1. Harry Potter 
  2. Charlie Bone 
  3. Twilight 
  4. Mortal Instruments 
  5. Inheritance Cycle 
  6. Chronicles of Narnia 
  7. Artemis Fowl 
  8. Inkheart Trilogy 
  9. His Dark Materials 
  10. Lord of the Rings 
  11. A Series of Unfortunate Events 
So there you go. Expect some more fun every Friday!
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Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas!!!

It's Christmas Day on Friday, but there will be no blogging today. Enjoy and remember why we celebrate this day.
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Friday, December 04, 2009

So, How do you kill the Dark Lord?

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Here are 10 ways to get rid of Lord Voldemort for good...
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Title: Top 10 Ways the Dark Lord could die in the 7th Harry Potter book
Author: Jacquel Carey
Date Started: January 29, 2007
Characters: Voldemort
Summary: Here's a nice little list of ways to kill Lord Voldermort...
Genre: Humor, comedy, general
Rating: PG-13 for acts of violence against a dark lord
Warning/Spoilers: contains scenes from other books/movies
Disclaimer: I only own this list
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Here's how the Dark Lord could die:
10. His life-force is bound to the One Wand, but when Frodo and Sam take the One Wand to Mount Doom...well, you get the idea.
9. Aslan the Lion pounces on him during that one battle in the Lion, the Witch, & the Wardrobe.
8. When Harry faces Voldemort, Merry stabs him behind the knee, enabling Harry to finish off the Dark Lord.
7. While Voldemort and Harry are fighting, Anakin grabs 2 lightsabers and cuts Voldemort's head off.
6. Wormtail snaps and stabs Voldemort in the back the way Wormtongue stabs Saruman in the back. Voldemort falls off of Orthanc and gets impaled on a spike.
5. Voldemort tortures Harry and Snape grabs him by the neck and throws him down a shaft.
4. Eragon stabs Voldemort in his heart.
3. Voldemort winds up on that Island in "Lost". (well, he kind of deserved that!)
2. Voldemort winds up losing his magic and ends up with the Baudelaires on some crappy island. (ok, he's not dead there but that still counts)
and the #1 way to kill Lord Voldemort...
1. Well, lets all say the old "I love you man" thing works and Voldemort dies because he's so evil and he can't stand being loved.
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All of these possibilities (save for 2) would have been better than the crap we got in Deathly Hallows. Wouldn't you agree?
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Ok, This is a Completed Story...

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I guarantee that you'll be laughing your head off after reading this:
Title: Top 10 Ways Harry Potter Would Be Different if Filmed by the Rasputins
Author: Jacquel Carey
Date Started: February 1, 2007
Summary: Well, the Rasputins are an acting family who caused trouble for just about everyone. Let's all hope they don't destroy Harry Potter...
Genre: Humor/Parody
Rating: PG
Warning/Spoilers: None really
Disclaimer: I wrote this for fun, not money.
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Here's what would happen if the RASPUTINS were in Harry Potter:
10. Old Gregory would be Dumbeldore.
9. Bartok would be placed in Hufflepuff.
8. Passwords? Buckets of Junk.
7. Silly, annoying, irrelevant songs throughout the story.
6. Jackie as an acting teacher.
5. Irene mouths off in Snape's class one too many times. Snape discovers that Irene is being child-abused and goes off to confront Jackie.
4. Voldemort and his Death Eaters would all die after eating poisoned old rotting potato salad.
3. The Bolsheviks kill the Potter family and Harry is renamed Courtney Dursley.
2. Kel unwisely fights the Dark Lord, who kills him.
And the #1 thing that would happen if the Rasputins were in Harry Potter:
1. Bartok would get a lightning bolt-shaped scar on his head when Voldemort kills the Rasputins.
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Hahaha! Well, I don't foresee any fanfic with the Rasputins anytime soon!
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Well, I may not actually write this story but at least I can try to...

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Title: Foot's on the other Shoe
Author: Jacquel Carey
Date Started: February 3, 2007
Characters:
Summary: Resident Bad Boy catches his mother and Potions teacher making out. Life is full of crap
Setting:
Genre: Romance, Drama, Humor
Rating: PG-13 for rude language, suggestive themes, slash, and crap
Warning/Spoilers: Takes place after Order of the Phoenix. Half-Blood Prince does not happen.
Disclaimer: If I were J. K. Rowling, I would be spending my huge fortune instead of writing this story.
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Here's where this all began...

Jacquel was angry. Very angry! Not only did she have to spend the summer cramped in her rooms, but her arch-nemesis Draco Malfoy and his mother, Narcissa, were staying at her house for the summer. Her guardian, nichollo Trichenberg, had been warned that if Jacquel was found at Harry's house again, he would be arrested and charged with child neglect.

Draco was of the same matter. His father, Lucius, had to use Malfoy Manor as Death Eater headquarters and he had to send his family to Bedmount to stay in Trichenberg Manor. Draco felt let down and put out. Lucius also expected Draco to join the Dark Lord and become a Death Eater.
At this point, both children were sulking in their respective rooms. Jacquel was making arrangements with Hermione to stay at her house for the weekend (after which she would sneak to Harry's house) and Draco was planning to go over to Blaise's house.
Snape came to Trichenberg Manor. He had a message for Draco; Lucius wanted Draco to join him and he would not be taking no for an answer. Just then, Narcissa saw him and said, "I'm glad you're here, Severus. Nothing is right here. The master of the house is a bit of a bore and Jacquel Romanov is not herself."
"And Draco?" Snape asked.
"He keeps to himself," said Narcissa.
"I see," said Snape. "And I also believe that I have a message for him..."
"Oh forget it!" Narcissa cried out as she threw her arms around him. "Lucius ruined my life!" she cried out. "I never want to see him again!"
Snape was shocked at Narcissa's outburst. "I don't think so, Cissy," he began, "And besides, I already have a little daughter to deal with..."
At the same time, Draco and Jacquel were walking through the house in opposite directions, both on their way out the door and saw Snape and Narcissa in each other's arms.
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Will I ever actually get around to writing this story? Only time will tell, since I have lost the drive to write Harry Potter fanfiction a while back. But don't worry, this story will be written...eventually!
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Another Story That Might Not Be Written Right Away...

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Author: Jacquel Carey
Date Started: February 3, 2007
Characters:
Summary: Harry walks outside at night and sees an unhappy Draco Malfoy
Setting:
Genre: Romance, Drama
Rating: PG-13 for slash and language
Warning/Spoilers: Slash, no Order of the Phoenix or Half-Blood Prince; 5th year AU
Disclaimer: Do you really think I'm J. K. Rowling?
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It was now 2:30 A.M. and poor Harry was still awake. Everyone else was asleep. Even little James was asleep. Harry got up and got dressed. He reached for his invisibility cloak (not that he would be needing it) and walked out the door.
The weather was cold and breezy. The moon cast an eerie glow over the school, making it look like a haunted castle seen in horror movies. Harry wandered around, trying to keep a clear head. Nothing worked. He hated himself for it. He spent the last summer blaming himself for Cedric's death. He had no appetite, refused meals, and lost weight. The Dursleys were arrested for child neglect when a neighbor noticed how thin Harry was and Harry was taken to the hospital. Dudley stayed with him. Jacquel was nowhere to be found.
Soon after Harry was taken to the hospital, a girl matching Jacquel's description had been found. She had been found wandering near a graveyard. She claimed that her guardian, Nichollo Trichenberg, had been killed weeks before and she had fled from her home. No one knew how long she had been hiding at the graveyard.
A sound woke Harry out of his reverie. More like a "What are you doing here, Pothead?" Harry turned around and saw Malfoy. "What's it to you, you stupid ferret?" Harry snapped back. 
"Oh, shut up, Harry!" yelled Malfoy. 
"Wait? Did you just call me Harry?" Harry cried out.
"Yes I did, you pathetic scarhead!" Malfoy shot back.
"And in that case, get off my case, Draco," Harry snapped.
That did it. Harry and Malfoy pounced on each other and they wrestled until Malfoy began crying. "Ok, pretty boy, why are you crying?" Harry taunted him.
"Because you...how could you hate me?" Malfoy cried out.
"What?" Harry gasped.
"You heard me, Harry," Malfoy snapped. "Why?" Harry had no answer. "Why do you even care?"
Harry laid his head on the grass and looked up. A tear ran down his face as he looked at Draco Malfoy.
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Will I ever actually get around to writing this story? Only time will tell, since I have lost the drive to write Harry Potter fanfiction a while back. But don't worry, this story will be written...eventually!

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A Story That Might Not Be Written Right Away...

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Title: Snapes on a Plane
Author: Jacquel Carey
Date Started: February 5, 2007
Characters:
Summary: Help! The Golden Boy, Stacey, James, Gabriel, and Snape are trapped on a plane which has tiny annoying monsters on board. Pure terror at 35,000 feet!
Setting:
Genre: Horror, drama
Rating: PG-13 for angst, flashbacks, scenes of violence, and swearing
Warning/Spoilers: may contain spoilers for Order of the Phoenix
Disclaimer: I can't possibly be Joanne. Oh, and I just found out that the 7th book will be coming out on July 21, 2007. Yay!
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Harry, Stacey, and little James, along with Jonathan, Jaden, Adrian, Jacquel, and Julia, boarded a plan that was bound for New York. They were all upset after the incident at the Department of Mysteries. Stacey nearly died and Harry nearly lost Sirius (who isn't dead in this story). The boys thought a trip to New York would cool things down.
But they were wrong.
Gabriel and Snape were on the plane, too. Snape was furious that Stacey had ran off. He was even angrier when he found out that Harry and little James were with him. Gabriel just happened to be with him and they decided to go after Stacey.
So anyway, these two groups of people were on a plane bound for New York. And neither of them knew that for the next 21 hours, they would be experiencing pure terror at 35,000 feet. Secrets will be revealed, lies will be exposed, and when all is said and done, a family will be reunited. Here we go!
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Will I ever actually get around to writing this story? Only time will tell, since I have lost the drive to write Harry Potter fanfiction a while back. But don't worry, this story will be written...eventually!

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