FanFiction Fridays: December 2010

Friday, December 31, 2010

New Years Eve with the Annoying Nomads

James: We are NOT annoying!

Laurent: In fact, we are normal.

Victoria: And to prove that we are normal, we'd like to say that now that it's New Years Eve, go crazy! Act nuts! Get drunk and make resolutions!!

Laurent: But you better plan on keeping them because if you don't, we're going to EAT you!!

James: So we're off to crash the New Years Eve Party in Seattle.

All three: We'll see you in 2011!!

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Guess What?

Cover of The Hunger Games

TWO whole years have passed since I started this blog!!! But why can't the anniversary fall on a Friday, when it would be great to do a whole series of fanfics!!!

And to even try out some new ideas for stories that I'm writing.

Yet, my hands are avoiding the ideas that my mind keeps coming up with, so I'll have to write them down as I think of these crazy ideas.

And yes, I know I try to write at least 5 mini stories a week, but I'm reducing that to 3 medium-sized stories and also, trying to get some stories written completely BEFORE posting them on FanFiction.Net or Wattpad.

And I might try mixing my original stories with my favorite fandoms. Which will be fun.

Since I stopped writing fanfiction for Harry Potter, I'm going to have to take my fanfiction craziness elsewhere. And here's a list of books I'm going to be writing fanfiction for:

Percy Jackson & the Olympians
Vampire Academy
Mortal Instruments
Inheritance Cycle
Artemis Fowl
His Dark Materials
Inkheart
City of Ember
Vampire Diaries
Gone
Chronicles of Narnia
The Hunger Games (must read books first!!!)
The Southern Vampire Mysteries
Pretty Little Liars
The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner

Let's keep the fanfictions coming and hope for another great year of FanFiction Fridays!!!!!!!

Friday, December 24, 2010

It's Christmas EVE!!!

James: We are NOT annoying!

Laurent: In fact, we are normal.

Victoria: And to prove that we are normal, we'd like to wish you all a Merry Christmas. Not Happy Holidays. Not Season's Greetings. But Merry Christmas!!

Friday, December 17, 2010

Her Final Days Chapter 5

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The nursing home was all abuzz after that incident.

It all began when an elderly man suddenly slipped and fell from his wheelchair. The other residents gasped in fear and a doctor was summoned to the place.

Of course, the doctor just HAD to be Carlisle Cullen.

He came with Jacquelyn and Jasper; Jasper to calm down the frightened people and Jacquelyn to detect any evidence of witchcraft.

"So what happened here?" she asked.

Mrs. Hoss said, "Jeremy Lowe was just sitting in his wheelchair here when he just...fell."

"Odd," said Jacquelyn with a strange look on her face. "Nobody just falls out of their wheelchair like that."

But it had happened before...in La Push.

And that was over 25 years ago.

Billy Black, father to Jacob Black, had fallen out of his wheelchair; he was nearly 70 years old and in bad health. Jacob had stepped out the room and Jacquelyn was alone with the aging Indian. Jacob heard Jacquelyn scream and rushed to his father's side. Carlisle Cullen was summoned, but there was nothing that he could do. Billy died a few hours after his fall.

Jacquelyn blamed herself for Billy's death, despite everyone from Charlie Swan to Sam Uley telling her that it wasn't her fault; Billy was old and sick. She refused to hear any explanations about the tragedy at all. After Billy's funeral, she disappeared from La Push for a week, leaving Carlisle to track her down.

Carlisle said, "OK, everyone, Mr. Lowe is going to be fine. But I'm going to have to ask some tough questions."

"Such as, do you know of any witches around here?" Jasper cut in.

"Witches?" said Mr. Tennyson. "What witches?"

"Rumor has it that there's a witch here who has been stealing young girls and torturing them," Jasper continued. "Do you know anything about that?"

"No," said Mrs. Hoss. "But we have heard about the disappearances. In fact, Chief Swan is in charge of this case."

Carlisle and Jasper nodded; the new chief was Nathaniel Swan, grandson of Charlie and Sue Swan. He was newly promoted, and his grandfather's reputation of being one of the toughest cop in Forks was weighing heavily upon him.

Mr. Danforth said, "Wasn't there a girl with you two?"

"Oh Jacquelyn," Carlisle groaned as he searched the entire waiting area for the dark-haired werewitchpire.

"She couldn't have gone too far," Jasper said.

They did manage to locate Jacquelyn, who was found staring into a dark room. An older woman was sitting on her bed. But Jacquelyn didn't see the older woman, just someone she thought she knew. And the thing was, she didn't like what she was seeing.

"Jacquelyn?" Carlisle clamped a hand on her shoulder. "Are you all alright?"

Jacquelyn gasped in horror. "I thought I just saw...Rosalie."

The Volturi & True Blood

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The Volturi now found themselves in Bon Temps, Louisiana. In the world of True Blood.

Sookie Stackhouse said, "You guys look like you're thirsty."

"We are," said Caius. "We haven't been able to eat anyone."

"Here, try this," said Sookie as she came towards them with a drink in her hand.

"What on earth is *THAT*?" cried Marcus.

"Oh that?" Sookie smiled at them. "Why, that's just True Blood."

"True Blood?" Everyone cried out.

"Well," said Sookie. "It's only a blood substitute..."

"Gimme!" Aro yelled as he snatched the drink out of her hand and gulped it all down.

Everyone gasped as they watched Aro down the entire contents of the bottle. "So, how does it taste?" yelled Damon.

"PERFECT!" Aro yelled out. "I must sing the praises of its maker!"

Caius grew jealous. He said, "Give me what he's having!"

"Me too!" yelled Demetri.

"Let's all have this drink!" yelled Stefan.

Within an hour and a half, the entire restaurant was filled with crazy drunk vampires. As the Volturi continued to get more and more drunk, a woman named Stephenie Meyer was sitting in a corner saying to herself, "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?"

Annoying Nomads #12

James: We are NOT annoying.

Laurent: In fact, we are normal.

Victoria: And to prove that we are normal, we'll be dealing with 3 little boys who we found during the tree-lighting party.

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"So whose little boys are these?" Victoria said as she stared at them. They were 5, 8, and 10 years old.

"I don't know," said Laurent with a huge frown on his face. "But what we do know is that while we are vampires and can withstand the cold, these little boys will surely freeze if they remain out here a second longer."

"You're right," said James. "And now to get them home." They bundled up the boys and found a car which was parked on the right side of the church. "You wouldn't know how to drive this, or would you?" He asked Laurent and Victoria.

"No," said the others.

"Darn," James snapped.

They rushed home as fast as they could and then Victoria had the house heated up so that the boys would be warm. As soon as they were awake, one of them said, "Hey, where are we?"

"You're safe and sound at our house," said James. "Now what are your names?"

"Their names are Claude, Howard, and Leslie Lucas," said Victoria. "But why were they at a church in freezing weather to begin with?"

"I think I will be calling the police," said Laurent. "This just doesn't sound right. No little boys need to be treated like this."

James and Victoria nodded and as Laurent described their situation to the police, the Nomads couldn't help but wonder if they would be seeing more of those little boys...

Harry Potter vs. Tyler Potter

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This week, we'll be comparing and talking about Harry Potter and who he is compared to Tyler Potter from "The Series That Made No Sense" (a Harry Potter satire).

Well, let's look at this from a scriptwriter's viewpoint:

Harry: Hi, I'm Harry Potter, the greatest literary character in the history of literature.

Tyler: No, you're not! In fact, you're the WORST literary character in the history of literature!

Harry: Well, you're no better, Tyler! In fact, your story is a cheap copy of mine!

Tyler: Correction, Harry, my story makes fun of yours in the nicest of ways.

Harry: Like HOW???

Tyler: First off, you gave up being Harry Potter after that battle and stuff, meaning that God himself had to find somebody else to replace you. And who did He pick? Moi!! So there!!!

Harry: Whatever. At least I didn't have any cruel foster people to deal with.

Tyler: Hah! You lie again!! Your relatives abused you, did they not?

Harry: Well...

Tyler: And they treated me like dirt and yours were just nice to you because Dumbledore said so. So THERE!!!

Harry: And what's the deal with that gnome guy you hang out with?

Tyler: Who? Buckanuv? Yeah, he's a real friend, not like that poor Dobby guy who you mistreated. You never seem to have any real friends, just people who you let hang around you because you feel sorry for them. I win again!

Harry: At least MY friends are loyal to me!!

Tyler: Hah! You fail again, Harry! Marty and Coco are just ordinary people who just happened to become my friends and what about you? Ron and Hermione are unfit to be friends with anyone at all, not even with the likes of you!

Harry: And what about this Hayley Snape fellow?

Tyler: Hayley is also a true friend to me, meaning that I have won yet another battle!!

Harry: Well, at least I got the girl of my dreams...

Tyler: Oh yeah, Ginny! She's a freaking Mary-Sue!!! Nothing good ever comes from having a Mary-Sue-like character in your stories! Did you forget that she once tried to trap you in the Chamber of Secrets? And you lusted after her because she grew boobs!!

Harry: Stop it! Stop insulting Ginny!!

Tyler: And she was Ron's younger sister; that's why you went after her, isn't it? Didn't she want you because you're a hero and all that other crap?

Harry: Please stop!!!

Tyler: No! Here's what happened to the girl who stalked after me, who was NOT Marty or Hayley's younger sister, just a girl who stalked after me...

Harry: Whatever happened to her?

Tyler: She died.

Harry: WHAT???

Tyler: Plain and simple, Harry. She died. No chest monster, no Mary-Sue-ness. Nothing. Sadie is gone and you lose to me again!!!

Harry: You gotta be kidding!!!

Tyler: And in my third year, those Murteys get killed and I get to live with a gay uncle. And what happened to you and the Dursleys? You ran away from them (admirable) but yet, you HAD to go back to them in the end.

Harry: But Sirius broke out of Azkaban and was on the run when that happened!

Tyler: Hah! You lose again!!! Not to worry; I have more.

Harry: Like what?

Tyler: Well, in my fourth year, things are quite...normal. And what of you? You entered yourself into a tournament, which put you in mortal danger and you even killed off a classmate who was so much better than you. You fail again!!!

Harry: But Cedric's death wasn't even my fault! It was all Wormtail's doing! Blame him!

Tyler: Well, I would, but in that part of the story, Wormtail is actually dead before it all began. So there. EPIC FAIL!!!

Harry: And as for the rest of the story?

Tyler: Let's see: I find out that the Magician killed my parents and wanted to kill me for the reason of my every existence messed up the universe, and he was a disgruntled Harry Potter fan who eventually met his end in the last book.

Harry: And what about everything else?

Tyler: Yeah, I was just getting to that: we have students hooking up and stuff, Dumbledore's past comes to light and it's not good, I find out about what happened to my mother and try to find my missing grandfather, and basically, it's just a satirical rewrite of your story.

Harry: So, what does this mean for me?

Tyler: It means that my story rocks and yours suck! It means that Snape married your mother after all! It means that Lupin didn't marry some crazy-haired chick because he and Sirius were too busy dating!!! It means I'm so much better than you!

Harry: But that's not fair!!!

Tyler: Fair is fair, Harry. In fact, my story tries to correct the dumb mistakes that yours made! So in short, I win and you FAIL!!!

Well, let's just say that of all the spoofs that I could have written, this was the best I could have come up with yet. So much for canon, which we found out was more like "guidelines" than an actual story.

Next week, I'll be discussing Raven Knight from "The Piano's Painting".

Friday, December 03, 2010

Her Final Days Chapter 4

The entire Cullen clan was meeting with the new generation of Wolves today.

Sam (who was by then an old man) said to them, "It is a good thing to know that you have return, Cullens. There is grave danger in the city of Forks and only you can help us get rid of this danger."

"What danger?" Esme asked.

"There are rumors that a witch is living in the woods, causing grief and evil for the residents there," said Paul (who still was a hot head after all those years). "She has been stealing young girls and corrupting their souls."

"We can't catch her no matter what we try," said Embry. "Thankfully, she has managed to avoid this place for years."

"I fear that she could come here and take our daughters away from us, just as she is taking away many orphaned girls away from Forks," said Quil. "We can't let this happen."

"So why come to us?" Jacquelyn asked. "What can we do about it?"

"Your family has suffered the unimaginable grief of losing a daughter, have you not?" asked Jared.

Then Carlisle frowned, remembering his eldest vampire daughter. Rosalie Hale was a wealthy young woman looking to marry one of the richest men in New York when she was attacked and left for dead one cold wintry night. He saved her and brought her to his family. A few years later, he gasped as he saw Rosalie burst through the door with a severely injured young man named Emmett McCarty and she begged him to save Emmett's life.

Emmett became a vampire and a member of the Cullen clan. He and Rosalie were very happy...at least until Jasper and Alice joined their family, Carlisle and Esme adopted Jacquelyn, and Edward began dating Bella Swan, eventually marrying her and having a daughter named Renesmee.

But several years later, Rosalie suddenly disappeared without a trace, having met a witch and begging her to restore her humanity while promising to give up her immortality and leaving the Cullens.

For many years, the Cullen family mourned Rosalie's disappearance as if she had actually been murdered. Emmett took it the hardest; he banished himself to the woods and wasn't seen for many years. Until he met Hilsa, that was.

Jacob said, "Sam, you just had to remind them about Rosalie, didn't you?"

"STFU you stupid wolves!!" Jacquelyn snapped. "I know what you did to me many years ago!!!"

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Meanwhile, Rosalie was waiting for the first pang of death to arrive. But the pang of guilt struck first. Especially when a certain doctor was called to the nursing home...

Annoying Nomads #11

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James: We are NOT annoying.

Laurent: In fact, we are normal.

Victoria: And to prove that we are normal, we'll be crashing a tree-lighting party.

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"Why do people make such a fuss over trees?" James snapped as he, Laurent, and Victoria were standing in the city center with hundreds of people who were all dressed up in winter comforts and staring at a tall douglas fir tree that was about to be lit.

Laurent said, "Because it is cold outside and they need something exiting to look at."

Victoria smiled and said, "James, don't be such a humbug. This is the holiday season. A time for sharing and giving."

James said, "But what does this have to do with us? We're vampires. Vampires know no seasons. They don't celebrate Christmas, let alone any other holiday. We are bloodthirsty killers!"

At this point, several people stared at him. Some had questioning looks on their faces, but they did not push the matter.

"James," Victoria said, "I think you need to sort out your issues."

"I agree," said Laurent. "Perhaps you need something to bring you joy this season."

They tried to push their way out of the crowd, but the crowd was too thick. James growled as the people began to crowd even more. "I want OUT!!!" he yelled, but no one seemed to care.

Not until someone noticed that the coffee maker that was sitting on a table had blown up, that was.

People fled from the site before the tree could be lit.

The Nomads ran to a local church, where someone had set up a Nativity scene. They saw three very small boys sitting where the 3 Wise Men should have been placed. Victoria said to them, "What are you guys doing here?"

WHAT IF STORIES

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

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HP fanfiction stories in which one thing is changed, the the whole story is changed. So what would happen if:

Harry, Ron, and Hermione convinced Fudge that Sirius was innocent in Prisoner of Azkaban
Sirius doesn't go after Pettigrew
R.A.B. got to Harry first
Harry never went to Gryffindor
Dudley's parents were killed by the Dark Lord
someone else dies in Order of the Phoenix
R.A.B. came out and helped Harry *
there was a prophecy concerning Jacquel
Harry was bitten by Lupin
Cedric doesn't die in Goblet of Fire
Dumbledore cared about Tom Riddle *
they beat Voldemort BEFORE he attacks Harry *
Harry was raised by the Bloors *
Harry disappears during the zoo trip *
the Knights rescued Harry in Order of the Phoenix *
the Knights raised Harry
the Baudelaires lived with Harry
Dudley was the Boy-Who-Lived
Ginny died during the Battle of Hogwarts
someone unexpected takes Harry away from the Durlseys
Harry was raised by the Cullens
"all was NOT well"

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