Jacquel Rassenworth is Up to Her Old Tricks Again!

Looks like our favorite heroine can't stop causing trouble for everyone!

First, she destroyed Harry Potter. Then she ruined the Twilight Saga. Next, there were rumors of her causing trouble in the world of Pretty Little Liars. 

But now we have heard that Jacquel Katherine Nicole Rassenworth is planning a full-scale invasion of three of the biggest fantasy book series out there today: Percy Jackson & the Olympians, Charlie Bone/Children of the Red King, and the Hunger Games!

Here's what happened to her so far:

1. In Harry Potter, Jacquel masquerades as Harry's younger sister April Dawn and basically causes trouble for everyone at Hogwarts, from tearing Harry away from his friends, Ron and Hermione, to even humiliating the Dark Lord Voldemort himself.
2. In Twilight, Jacquel Rassenworth is a victim of a prank gone wrong. She is then changed into a vampire and renamed Sam(antha) Silver. She spends 100 years as part of a rogue and vicious vampire clan until our favorite vampire family arrives to set her free.
3. In Pretty Little Liars, Jacquel Rassenworth plays the part of a feisty 16-year-old girl named Jennifer Thornton, who lives in the fictional town of Peachside, Virginia. She and her 3 best friends Charlotte Stevenson, Lydia Hunter, and Mallory Salas are reeling after their friend/ringleader, Kristine McIntyre, disappeared and was later found dead. Jennie and the other girls soon find out that someone has been taunting them with secrets and ending them with the letter K, secrets that only Kristine knew. 

And now for the new stories regarding her:

1. In Percy Jackson & the Olympians, Jacquel plays the part of Ginger Page, a 15-year-old girl who discovers that one of her parents is a Greek God, and she is dragged into two separate wars, one between the Gods and Titans, and another, which tests out her own strength as a demigod.
2. In Charlie Bone/Children of the Red King, Jacquel plays the part of Noemi Delaney, a 14-year-old girl living with her uncle and aunt in Glasgow, Scotland. After the events of Charlie Bone & the Red Knight, Noemi is sent to Bone Academy on a scholarship. But there are new troubles and an old enemy attempts to cause trouble once again!
3. In the Hunger Games, Jacquel plays the part of 15-year-old Jasmine Goldcaster, who is trapped in the Coliseum. She and her friends Dawn Ravenchild, Honor Brandslayer, Leo Bedlam, Melody Witchlance, Ivy Ragetiger, and Drake Ironhunter were to be sacrificed in the Hunger Games. All 7 try to escape, but Leo, Drake, Melody, and Dawn are killed during the first day of the games. During the second day, Jasmine, Honor, and Ivy are the only remaining members of the group. Jasmine runs into Peeta Mellark, who rescues her and the boys. They all meet Katniss Everdeen and join forces to bring an end to the Hunger Games.

Six stories ruined by Jacquel Rassenworth. I guess that's the punishment that she inflicted upon the literary world for destroying her own series several years earlier. Not even Janice Davies is spared from Jacquel's wrath, as she blames the daughter of her creators for ultimately destroying her book series.

Now will someone PLEASE write this girl's story before another book series is ruined?

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