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(Scene takes place at Camp Half-Blood. Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Grover Underwood and Luke Castellan are in Percy's cabin)
Percy: Now that we're all here, I have some issues that we need to work out.
Grover: Like what?
Percy: Those kids. the ones who showed up in the last story.
Annabeth: Why do we need to deal with them?
Percy: They're annoying!
Luke: What? Like those Annoying Nomads? (James, Laurent, & Victoria show up)
James: We are not annoying!
Laurent: In fact, we are normal.
Victoria: And because we are normal...
Percy: You guys aren't normal!
Grover: Yeah! You guys caused a lot of trouble in Twilight!
James: We did not!
Luke: Yes you did. You tried to kill Bella.
Grover: You broke the vampire bro code: a vampire bro may not bite another vampire bro's girl!
James: You boys are so stupid you don't know what you're talking about!
Percy: And Laurent was nothing but a jerk and Victoria was a total witch.
Victoria: You better take that back, you stupid boy!
Luke: Oh shut it! You're a witch and you know it!
Annabeth: Can we please ask those kids to show up now?
Percy: No! They're annoying!
Grover: But these are the Annoying Nomads!
James: Uh, we are NOT annoying!
Annabeth: Yes you are!
Percy: Shut up, James!
James: Why don't you, water boy! (Katelyn, Victoria, and Claude show up)
Katelyn: Oh no you didn't just insult him!
James: Stupid girl...
Katelyn: Did I say that you can talk?
James: Uh...
Katelyn: Now you better get to stepping off right now or else I'll develop a bad attitude!
Laurent: You heard her, James, we must leave now or else she'll hurt us!
James: All right. You brats win this round, but we'll be back! (the Nomads leave)
Victoria (O'Neil): What a jerk!
Claude: I'm surprised that they went easy on him!
Katelyn: They didn't.
Percy: AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! Every time I try to do something decent, you three come here and screw it up!!! (he storms out the cabin in anger. Luke, Annabeth, and Grover all stare at each other.)
Annabeth: He wil never learn, won't he?
Grover & Luke: Seaweed brain!
Katelyn: Don't call him that!
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