Well, here's how the story could have ended:
(takes place during Ned's execution)
Cersei: Well, Ned, you tried to expose some rather outrageous secrets about my family. Now why would you do that?
Eddard: Hmmm...your concept of family is rather astounding when you take a look at it. I guess it all boils down to family, am I right?
Cersei: Well...
Eddard: And I do know for a fact that it's our families that keep us right.
Crowd: Get on with it!
Eddard: And I say this to you, Cersei: you have messed with the wolves, now you shall face their teeth and claws!
Cersei: What???
Eddard: I'd like to introduce you to my cousin, Tony Stark! (Iron Man shows up as the Iron Man theme plays. The crowd watches the scene unfold with total awe.)
Iron Man: Cersei Lannister, I heard that you've been messing with my cousin Ned and his family! Now you must pay!
Cersei: What??? (Iron Man beats up Ilyn, Joffrey, and the guards. The crowd is awestruck.) Why are you doing this to me???
Iron Man: By the way, incest is a sin! You're a disgrace to queens everywhere! (punches Cersei across the face. She runs off weeping)
Eddard: Yo, thanks a lot,
Iron Man!
Iron Man: You're welcome, Ned. That'll teach them that nobody messes with the Stark family and lives!
Eddard: Well, now that that's over, you want to grab a drink?
Iron Man: Yeah. (they head to the nearest bar)
(another scene)
Sansa: What happened to you?
Arya: Guess what?
Iron Man showed up and beat the crap out of that stupid Joffrey!
Sansa: Say what now?
Arya: Yeah. Now you don't have to marry Joffrey at all! In fact, we can join the Avengers and save the world!
Sansa: Pass. I'd rather go chase after Loras Tyrell.
Arya: Well, suit yourself then. (addressing the crowd) The Avengers comes into theaters on May 4, 2012! (crowd cheers)
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